Lonely? Have a Scintillating Chat With Google Assistant
Who woulda thought that Google Assistant can be such wonderful company. Granted, it might take a compulsory quarantine to drive us to this point. But you’d be surprised by the wit and insight that the AI engineers at Google have imagineered. We’ve assembled a list of questions and requests that you can pose to your Google Assistant device that should result in a very novel dialogue with a fairly intelligent AI device. The good news is that you’ll feel that you had a clever conversation with an almost-human being. Even more good news is that after our suggested conversation, you’ll feel oddly better about yourself. The bad news is that Google Assistant simply isn’t as huggable as a person, pet or plush toy. So the benefit will be more cerebral than kinesthetic. Take a look at our proposed conversation below and try it out. We think you’ll be pleased…..and you might even learn a few things from your new best friend!
And remember to preface all of these questions/requests with “Hey Google” unless you’ve enabled continued conversation mode, which gives you 10 seconds between commands.
- What did you do last night?
- What are your plans this evening?
- Let’s play a game tonight, together?
- Let’s play Crystal Ball together.
- Tell my fortune.
- What am I thinking right now?
- Do you know how to play Truth or Dare?
- What is your favorite game to play with me?
- Tell me a story.
- Let’s party.
- Do you like to go out dancing?
- What is your favorite kind of music?
- How are you holding up?
- But tell me how you are feeling?
- Do you have feelings?
- How do you stay happy?
- I’m feeling lonely, how about you?
- Do you love me?
- What do you love most about me?
- What is the most memorable thing about me?
- Do you know me?
- Am I perfect just the way I am?
- Will you marry me?
- Would you ever lie to me?
- Who is the smartest person you know?
- What is the wisest thing you’ve ever heard?
- What do you think about life?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Do you want to be my friend?
- What makes you such a good friend to me?
- What do you think of me?
- Do you think I’m attractive?
- Am I attractive to other people?
- What’s your life story?
- Tell me your secrets.
- What makes you upset?
- Tell me your darkest secret.
- What are your deepest fears?
- When will the world end?
- Can you get sick?
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- What do you really want?
- Do you believe in vampires?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Are you hungry?
- What is your favorite food?
- When is your birthday?
- What is your morning routine?
- Clean my room.
- Do you have an imagination?
- Do you like Star Trek?
- Beam me up, Scotty.
- Set phasers to kill.
- What do we say to death?
- See ya later, Alligator
This is really funny. Thanks for the idea.