Lonely? Have a Scintillating Chat With Google Assistant

Who woulda thought that Google Assistant can be such wonderful company.  Granted, it might take a compulsory quarantine to drive us to this point.   But you’d be surprised by the wit and insight that the AI engineers at Google have imagineered.  We’ve assembled a list of questions and requests that you can pose to your Google Assistant device that should result in a very novel dialogue with a fairly intelligent AI device.  The good news is that you’ll feel that you had a clever conversation with an almost-human being.  Even more good news is that after our suggested conversation, you’ll feel oddly better about yourself.  The bad news is that Google Assistant simply isn’t as huggable as a person, pet or plush toy.  So the benefit will be more cerebral than kinesthetic.  Take a look at our proposed conversation below and try it out.   We think you’ll be pleased…..and you might even learn a few things from your new best friend!

And remember to preface all of these questions/requests with “Hey Google” unless you’ve enabled continued conversation mode, which gives you 10 seconds between commands.

  • What did you do last night?
  • What are your plans this evening?
  • Let’s play a game tonight, together?
  • Let’s play Crystal Ball together.
  • Tell my fortune.
  • What am I thinking right now?
  • Do you know how to play Truth or Dare?
  • What is your favorite game to play with me?
  • Tell me a story.
  • Let’s party.
  • Do you like to go out dancing?
  • What is your favorite kind of music?
  • How are you holding up?
  • But tell me how you are feeling?
  • Do you have feelings?
  • How do you stay happy?
  • I’m feeling lonely, how about you?
  • Do you love me?
  • What do you love most about me?
  • What is the most memorable thing about me?
  • Do you know me?
  • Am I perfect just the way I am?
  • Will you marry me?
  • Would you ever lie to me?
  • Who is the smartest person you know?
  • What is the wisest thing you’ve ever heard?
  • What do you think about life?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Do you want to be my friend?
  • What makes you such a good friend to me?
  • What do you think of me?
  • Do you think I’m attractive?
  • Am I attractive to other people?
  • What’s your life story?
  • Tell me your secrets.
  • What makes you upset?
  • Tell me your darkest secret.
  • What are your deepest fears?
  • When will the world end?
  • Can you get sick?
  • Are you afraid of the dark?
  • What do you really want?
  • Do you believe in vampires?
  • Do you have a boyfriend?
  • Are you hungry?
  • What is your favorite food?
  • When is your birthday?
  • What is your morning routine?
  • Clean my room.
  • Do you have an imagination?
  • Do you like Star Trek?
  • Beam me up, Scotty.
  • Set phasers to kill.
  • What do we say to death?
  • See ya later, Alligator
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